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21 February 2004 - blog

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
...ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who hall, squall and crawl over the quo of the quivey of the quay
...nine sympathetic, diabetic, geriatric, old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
...eight brass monkeys from the sacred, ancient crypts of Egypt
...seventhousand Macedonians in full battle array
...six pairs of Revlon tweasers
...five corpulant porpoises
...four limerick oysters
...three squawking geese
...two ducks and hen